Bambi's Locker

Countdown to Bambithon (Weeks 3 & 2): John Tortorella, New York Rangers

2011-12-15T02:37:00.000-08:00

Countdown to Bambithon (Week 4): The Toronto Maple Leafs in general.

2011-11-29T02:15:00.000-08:00

Countdown to Bambithon (Week 5): Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins

2011-11-22T03:27:00.000-08:00

Countdown to Bambithon (Week 6): Stephen Weiss, Florida Panthers

2011-11-13T04:24:00.001-08:00

We are mere weeks away from the NHL leg of our world tour, and I don't care what Psycho or Carmen have to say about it because I plans ta gets mine! So, in honour of Bambithon 2011-12, I will be objectifying... I mean... profiling one stud from each of the confirmed NHL teams that we will be seeing in December and January. These mighty stallions are gonna get ogled extra hard this holiday season, so I hope they are ready to bring their A games!

Since retracting previous comments seems to be the cool thing to do this week, I would like to retract my initial Florida representative in the countdown to Bambithon. See, I did some research on said representative over the past week, and it appears that he plays for the other team, if you know what I mean, and apparently belongs to some dude named Mel. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but if he’s into balls and Adam’s apples, then there’s not much I can do about that, as I lack the equipment. Oh well.

Don’t worry, I’m not about to go canceling my trip to South Florida anytime soon - my summer bronze is starting to fade - GASP - so I need the sunshine. Besides, I still have one of the original members of the Sexy Seven to look forward to ogling... A certain Mr. Stephen Weiss.

Oh Stephen, I should have known better than to deviate from his manliness. Back during his Plymouth Whalers era, Stephen was one of two Stevies on the 2001-02 Sexy Seven list. The other was OBVIOUSLY Steve Eminger of my hometown Kitchener Rangers. I remember one particularly stalliony Friday night home game at the Kitchener Aud. I had my USUAL rink side seats just off of one of the face off circles in the Rangers zone. Stephen came in to take the draw, and Emi came up to the glass to defend the honour of my town and our goalie, whose name was Scott Dickie, if you must know. It was a miracle that I didn’t get whiplash from not knowing which Stevie to focus my lusty gaze on. And I couldn’t tell you what happened after the puck dropped due to an aggressive tingle in my panties. The end.

Countdown to Bambithon (Week 7): Scottie Upshall, Florida Panthers

2011-11-03T02:47:00.000-07:00

We are mere weeks away from the NHL leg of our world tour, and I don't care what Psycho or Carmen have to say about it because I plans ta gets mine! So, in honour of Bambithon 2011-12, I will be objectifying... I mean... profiling one stud from each of the confirmed NHL teams that we will be seeing in December and January. These mighty stallions are gonna get ogled extra hard this holiday season, so I hope they are ready to bring their A games!

Well the OBVIOUS choice for my Florida Panthers post was naturally that hot stallion #9 Stephen Weiss, but I didn’t want to bore you with yet another tale of my junior hockey glory days, so I scoured the old roster for a new sex machine to fuss over. Naturally, the second obvious selection was Jose Theodore, but, I don’t know... something about that whole Paris Hilton thing just doesn’t sit right with me, you know? It’s mostly knowing that those man hands of hers were all over him that I find off putting.

Anyway, in my quest I stumbled upon this Scottie Upshall fellow. How has he managed to fly under my radar all this time?! I thought I was a dedicated puck bunny, so I can’t figure this one out. What’s this? He played for MY Flyers?! Whaaaaa?!?!? Damn you, Mike Richards for distracting me from this prime cut of man-steak. *Sigh*

Now, I don’t normally like my males to be too pretty, but I’ll make an exception in this case because, I don’t know, something tells me he could pull off a nice semi-aggressive mullet if he really wanted to, and that would make him just about perfect in my books. He does wear #19, you know, and in my experience #19s are always the baaaaaaaaad boooooysssss *shimmy!*

Well, well, well this Panthers team is starting to look quite appetizing. Honourable mention to this Jason Garrison guy, too! The excitement is mounting now. Game on.

P.S. Don’t be sad, I still <3 you best, Stephen!!

Countdown to Bambithon (Week 8): Kris Letang, Pittsburgh Penguins

2011-10-30T18:10:00.001-07:00

Countdown to Bambithon (Week 9): Pete DeBoer, New Jersey Devils

2011-10-22T04:48:00.000-07:00

This week we celebrate the manliness of a certain Coach DILF, Pete *sexy* DeBoer. Oooh I’m stewing in my panties just thinking about this 100% Grade A beefalicious bench boss. You may not know it, but Pete-Pete is one of two man-foxes the title of Coach DILF was originally bestowed upon. Yes, the former brains of the Kitchener Rangers 2003 Memorial Cup Championship shared the title with the ever soul-piercing Dave Cameron of St. Mike’s Majors notoriety.

If DILF DeBoer’s Mem Cup ring wasn’t enough to make him the sexiest man alive in anyone’s books, then I really don’t know what is. Unfortunately, the victory was tainted as a certain one-thrust was a member of that winning roster and contributed greatly to the team’s success. Hey, I never said he couldn’t perform ON the ice (wink wink)... unlike SOME people (also wink).

My most memorable Pete DeBoer moment was at the tail end of the offseason leading up toward the “unforgettable” 2002-03 season. One of my girl friends and I had pulled up to the PharmaPlus near my parents’ house, as we so often did when trying to kill time in Waterloo, as the man himself was walking out with his purchases. Yeah... we, naturally, freaked out, similar to how I imagine the 12 year old girls of the generation would freak out over scoring Backstreet Boys tickets. I remember him giving us this friendly (yet uncomfortable) look like, “Why are these two little girls looking at me like I’m something to eat?!” Well, sir, it’s because YOU ARE! Yeah, we must have talked about that incident over the traditional post-game Timmy Ho’s for months, if not years after that fateful afternoon. Yes, it may sound sad to you, but it’s sad in only the most glorious of ways. Don’t be jelly!

I’ll see you at The Rock in January, Mr. Sexy!

Phil fucking Kessel...

2011-10-18T06:09:00.001-07:00

... a possible 100+ goal season makes you sexy. I know I love guys that can actually score goals... Oh, and ones that can actually play for the Leafs, too! Tee hee! ;)

LEAVE SEAN AVERY ALOOONNNEEE!!!!

2011-10-12T22:44:00.000-07:00

Leave Sean Avery alooooooooooooone! Look what he's been through! First his sloppy seconds get passed around the League, then he names his restaurant Tiny's, and now he's been assigned to the AHL! Have a heart! Stop picking on Sean! He's an easy target! Just LEAVE HIM ALONE! Don't worry, Sean! You're a WHALE of a guy! Get it? And you're still go-there worthy in my books! ;)

Countdown to Bambithon (Week 10): Tim Brent, Carolina Hurricanes

2011-10-12T00:27:00.000-07:00

We are mere weeks away from the NHL leg of our world tour, and I don't care what Psycho or Carmen have to say about it because I plans ta gets mine! So, in honour of Bambithon 2011-12, I will be objectifying... I mean... profiling one stud from each of the confirmed NHL teams that we will be seeing in December and January. These mighty stallions are gonna get ogled extra hard this holiday season, so I hope they are ready to bring their A games!

This week we take a look at the spicilicious Tim Brent, member of the Carolina Hurricanes, and former member of my original OHL Sexy Seven list, a list that also included future NHLers such as, Rick Nash, Stephen Weiss, Steve Eminger, Daniel Paille, Kevin Klein, and Brad Boyes. Say whatever you want about me being a puck bunny, but I think it's pretty clear that I've always had an eye for "talent," if you know what I'm sayinnnnn'? P.S. Sorry Mike Richards, but you were a rookie when I made this list, so, you know, I couldn't very well have a dirty schmelt on my list, even if we are the exact same age! Forgive me?!?!?!

I've got a million memories of the super cute Timmy B #8 (currently #37 in your programs, but, as an attempt to come out of my UC mode, I won't bring up that #75 is probably a better fit, hmmmm??), but there is one hilarious thing that I don't think I'll ever forget about him, and that is his Majors Bio from the 2003-04 (or was it 2002-03) OHL season where he listed his favourite TV show as the scandalous Temptation Island! Remember that show? OK, I just laughed for about 90 seconds straight thinking about that again... Moving on...

Another little known fact about Tim Brent is that he very nearly became a baseball player. According to Mother Brent (I often had seats in the same section as the Mamas and Papas at St. Michael's College School Arena), they were advised to pull Tim out of hockey, so he could focus 110% on his baseball career, if he wasn't selected in the Top 5 of the 2000 OHL Priority Selection. Well, when that fateful Draft Day finally came, the Toronto St. Michael's Majors would announce that they were taking him as the 2nd overall pick! The rest, as they say, is history.

Who the @#$% is Mike Zigomanis?!

2011-10-11T06:11:00.000-07:00

OK, so I know I usually use this site to love on the hotties of hockey, but I can’t contain my violent disgust anymore. (Plus, I'm still in cunt mode!) Every time I see someone retweet this guy, I just about vomit. I don’t know if this is a PR stunt for the AHL player (I looked it up, he’s not even an NHL player!) or what, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen such shameless PUBLIC desperation from a hockey player in my life. I mean the guy practically begs any semi-decent looking girl to sleep with him (in so many words), or at least stalk him at whatever bar or “vegan” restaurant he tweeted the address for. This “anything with a vagina has a chance with me” attitude has actually made him a popular Twitter account because, magically, anything with a vagina follows him to see if they really do have a chance. And now everyone’s acting like he’s the most interesting guy on the planet?! Last time I checked not eating meat, and getting pedicures doesn’t make you all that exciting! I guess my beef is that, as the epitome of all things puck bunny, players like Zigomanis depress me. See, I love a challenge! Why, the hockey player hunt is always the best part of the game! If the guy is gonna make it too easy, then I think I’ll pass. Besides, who knows what diseases come along with a guy that basically walks around with his dick out, while asking the world, “Who’s hungry?” Gross. (Not saying he actually does that, but that’s how he comes across for sure!) Really makes me wonder if guys like him are just as douchey in real life, too. Yeah, I can honestly say I’d NEVER, EVER, EVER go there, and that says a lot coming from me! Anyway, for the love of God, Sami Lepisto, promise that you, and the rest of the hockey hottie heavyweights, never start publicly begging for a lay and/or girlfriend. No matter how many times I tweet inappropriate things at you, or how sexxxy my profile pic may be, stay strong Sami, Richie, and Co!

Ultimate G-DILF & Big Poppa, Don Cherry!

2011-10-10T21:11:00.000-07:00

I didn't realize I had feelings for Don Cherry until I read Psycho Lady's latest post. He is a G-DILF-O-RAMA, oui, oui! Here's my new G-boyfriend at maximum smolder. Sorry, Sami! There's a new sheriff in town!

Shit’s about to get cunty up in this B.

2011-09-14T01:28:00.000-07:00

More than two years ago a group of woman-hating “feminist” hockey fans mounted a smear campaign against all things Psycho Lady Hockey. They even went so far as to threaten people (even their jobs) if they didn’t stop following @PsychoPuckLady on Twitter, or reading the website. The whole thing mainly lasted publicly for 8 months or so, finally resulting in me getting fed up with taking the high ground and being the bigger person because clearly I had underestimated the intelligence of the masses in the hockey community, as several people were falling for their lies, bullshit, and backwards logic. So, I decided to out all of them publicly on my Facebook page. Perhaps a cunty move, but it actually seemed to shut most of them up for a while.

I knew that these pathetic individuals hadn’t completely moved on, but for the most part, they tended to keep their public bitching to a minimum, so I just let it slide. However, yesterday one of the ringleaders from the previous herd had resurfaced directing new minions to start hurling “Twitter attacks” at me. Wow... calling me self-absorbed. Good one. I’m pretty sure I’m the only person that tweets about herself from time to time (by the way, that was sarcasm). And I don’t know how many times I’ve had to point out that it very clearly states that my website is “MY STORY,” so are you (STILL) actually shocked that it’s personal and “self-absorbed?” Please.

Anyway, the reason I’m writing this is because this particular individual that most of you, actually, only SOME of you know as @MetricJulie wasn’t all the talk she claimed to be back in her prime when no one seemed to have anything better to do other than to hurl unfounded insults at me. You see, after I wrote up the list of offenders, Ms. Julie, came crying to me in the form of a Facebook message begging and pleading for me to take her name off the list because she had “stuff going on” and a promising future writing about hockey. She promised me that she would “back off” if I took her off the list. So, I did, even though, in fairness, she was probably THE loudest and most persistent pig in their arsenal. And being the nice person that I am, I even thanked her for her message.

However, what @MetricJulie didn’t know was that due to her disgusting behaviour during the whole fiasco, the owner of the website that was considering taking her on was starting to have doubts about whether he should or not. I’m not sure if he ever went through with it, personally I don’t waste my time reading shitty dime a dozen hockey blogs especially authored by angry woman-haters such as this broad, but, being the fair and just person that I am, after hearing about this, I actually took it upon myself to contact the owner, and smooth the situation over on her behalf because she had actually made the effort to at least contact me - though it was a piss poor excuse for a truce and quite hostile, in fact.

How did the MetricCunt repay my kindness, by not keeping her promise at all. She bitched and complained whenever she could, as I have been told, but, like I said, I couldn’t be bothered to make something of it, so I just let it slide. Well, I’m not about to give third chances to anyone, let alone some backwards thinking she-basher, so the game is over.

Yesterday, after she sent her minion after me she begged him not to reveal her name in the attack. Well, genius, maybe you shouldn’t have tweeted that publicly because now I know exactly what you’re afraid of. And this is it. I’m not exactly sure what pissed you off this time. Is it the fact that you found out the truth about me and your precious hockey players, or are you upset that it wasn’t as sordid and degrading, or tear inducing as you were sure it was? Do you have nightmares about my “popularity?” Personally, I wouldn’t feel threatened by that. I live in Japan, after all. And if you want my 10,000 Twitter followers, then take them. If they are stupid enough to buy your bullshit, then I don’t need to associate with people like that. Take them all. I really don’t give a shit if I have 10,000 followers or 10 followers.

I will say, though, for the love of God, can you ever actually use facts when trying to turn people against me? I’m actually concerned for you. I can’t tell if you are illiterate or just desperately reaching for ANYTHING to twist into something you consider sound evidence. What was this I saw you tweeting yesterday? I tell women to engage in anal sex with hockey players while being video taped? Why would I tell girls to do anything period? If you are attempting to quote a chapter from my book, I believe I was sharing some of the sordid activities that hockey players themselves have told me they participate in. So, I really don’t see how stating it as fact was me promoting and condoning the behaviour, but hey, whatever gets people to listen to you, right?

The thing I’ve always found funny about you and your “posse” is that you claim to be these raging feminists, but then you seem to hate all women that don’t fit into your archetype of the “real woman,” which, gathering from what I’ve seen from you, is a status only bestowed upon the unattractive, overweight, angry, socially inept, and semi to completely asexual. Here are some very basic concepts for you to wrap your closed brain around:

1. Some women wear make up because THEY LIKE wearing make up.

2. Some women wear “scandalous” clothes and pink hockey jerseys because THEY LIKE wearing scandalous clothes and pink hockey jerseys.

3. Some women suck dick because THEY LIKE sucking dick. Seriously, Heaven forbid a girl enjoys being able to pleasure her partner. If she were a guy that said he loved eating pussy (pardon my French-Canadian), you wouldn’t say he “objectifies” himself, and all of mankind. In fact, you’d probably say something cunty like, “Yeah, that’s how a man should be.”

4. If a female hockey fan fucks a hockey player that doesn't make her any less of a fan or any less knowledgable than she was pre-coitus. I'm not sure why I'm the only person that can grasp this concept, but whatever. Also, I hate to say it, but really, the only girls that get angry about threatening puck bunnies, are puck bunnies. Maybe you're in the closet, hmm?

Quite frankly I’m disturbed that someone who claims to be so “forward thinking” is so conservative about their views on women’s sexuality. Which is both odd and contradictory coming from a girl that tweets about penises whenever she can, isn’t that right, Julie? If a girl wants to be a virgin her whole life or fuck 1000 guys, that’s her business, and she doesn’t need some self-proclaimed “feminist” calling her a whore or a Psycho Puck Whore at every turn. Some of us have needs, and I’m sorry if some of us have better options when it comes to satiating those needs.

Anyway, I’ve said what I have to say about this. @MetricJulie will no doubt try to form an assault, but I’m letting you know right now that I won’t be checking your Twitter, or website, if you have one, because, quite frankly, I don‘t give a shit about you. Consider this outing your just desserts, and remember that no matter how big and scary and influential you seem to think I am, I write Psycho Lady Hockey for me, and me alone. I write about personal things because I consider it therapeutic, and sometimes I just write for the sake of writing. I’m well aware of the issues I have, and I can work through them just fine without all of your noise. If other people can take something from what I say, whether they can identify with it or they are just there to rubberneck, then who are you to tell them they can’t? For the millionth time, if you don’t like what I say or what I represent then move the fuck on.

Oh, and one more thing, MJ; consider the fact that I didn’t publish this on Psycho Lady Hockey the last favour I ever do for your ass.

Sami Lepisto....

2011-03-25T16:51:00.000-07:00

Hottest guy in the League hands down! No other words necessary.

And we all thought this puck bunny had game…

2011-03-20T18:32:00.000-07:00

Now please don’t interpret what I’m about to write as a “hate” blog because we all know the Psycho Network has yielded its fair share of gremlins, but I can’t resist telling you about this hilarious story of puck bunnyism at its worst (or best). Today I noticed that a familiar name had popped up on Twitter. Not familiar in the fact that this wannabe actress has ever actually appeared in any known shows, but familiar in the sense that pretty much every hockey player I ever knew was friends with her on Facebook. Back in the early days of Facebook, it was pretty uncommon to have more than a few hundred friends because not that many people actually had it. Yet, somehow, this puck bunny in question had nearly 2000 friends (BACK THEN alone) and I would say 90% were hockey players. Now this girl didn’t discriminate, she Facebook friended guys from any and every hockey league. No standards, right?! Finally, after seeing this girl show up as a common friend with my friends, exes, and flings for years, I finally asked a few of them who she was. Funny enough, they all gave me the EXACT same story. “I don’t know she added me randomly one day. Then she sent me a message saying, ‘I know one of your teammates, and I’d like to know you, too ;)’ hahaha.”

Wow… I was so impressed. I mean I’ve seen puck bunnies use Facebook to get around before, but this girl literally added every guy on every roster she could find. Is that what they call “networking” or desperation? Anyway… I don’t want to say this girl is a swamper because she’s actually kind of cute in a non-threatening sort of way. Though I will say her chest looks a little bigger on Twitter than I remember it being back in the day. Mind you, she had the cheesiest head shot ever back then. Like WAY worse than any of the ones Psycho Lady has on her site!!! So, what do I know, right? But she definitely falls into that war pig category. This girl tried every trick in the book it seemed. You almost want to applaud her for it.

However, when I saw her on Twitter today I was taken aback when her bio basically made it sound like she was a baseball bunny now. No mention of hockey or its players AT ALL. Naturally I became concerned about my own fate as the biggest puck bunny the NHL has ever seen. Granted I’m quite a few years younger than her, but is this what will happen to me when NHL players can’t get it up for me anymore? I don’t wanna switch to an inferior sport!! Well in my, obviously innocent tee hee, worry, I decided to tweet her asking why she liked baseball and not hockey players now. In true Puck in Denial fashion she flipped her shit, responded with the lie we were all raised to tell, “Umm who are you, and no I don’t like hockey players,” then proceeded to block me AND my friends, while trying to make a huge issue out of it with her 200 followers like she was important enough to have haters. Ouch, guess someone is sensitive about the hockey boys. And, for the record,I’m not a hater, just a concerned pupil, if you will. Then she thanked a celebrity for making a relevant tweet, not to her or anything, but that she seemed to think was him supporting her in her “war” with me. Oh, golly, are we sure her name begins with a J and not an M? I love it!

Umm... ummm....ummm.....

2011-02-05T00:04:00.001-08:00

I know, right?!

Mike Richards, I love you, you hot tub of man-aise, you!

2011-01-13T10:59:00.000-08:00

Can you please get traded to the Leafs already so we can FINALLY be together?! Sorry, Taylor Pyatt, I’ve moved on.

I’m not ready for a relationship, Taylor Pyatt…

2010-12-27T21:46:00.001-08:00

Well hello there…big boy! I had almost forgotten about you while we were living in sin in Korea for the last seven months. God bless the Islanders for reminding me that there is a super duper, non gremliny stud-o-rama on the Coyotes roster! Mmmmmm…

Anyway, Py –py, we need to take a minute to have a heart to heart. I don’t want you to feel like I’m leading you on or anything…BUT…. I’m still not over the ex, you know, and I don’t think it’s fair to you if we jump into anything too quickly. I’m sorry, but Chris Bosh really devastated me over the summer. He just up and left Toronto completely oblivious to the fact that his future wifey, ME, was left behind. Alright, so he doesn’t know who I am or anything, whatever. He would have…eventually.

Argh… So, anyway, Mr. Stallion, I need a little more time to get over the CB. You understand, don’t you? I know we’ll have something special someday! Wait for me???

Steven Stamkos, 19 goals makes you sexier…

2010-11-19T23:16:00.000-08:00

Especially since it's not 18 goals, and especially since it's not more than your career high. Too bad you're still 12... OK so I'm bad at blogging...don't act so shocked.

Steven Stamkos, 8 goals makes you sexy…

2010-10-25T02:25:00.000-07:00

…Too bad you're what 12 years old now?! eeesh…

Here’s a blog. Are you happy now?

2010-10-24T06:17:00.000-07:00

Yes, I still exist. I’m sorry if I have a life that doesn’t revolve around sitting in front of a computer because I have no friends. I’m trying to make the most of my time in Korea. I mean, I’m the one that’s having the hardest time dealing with this no hockey thing. Yeah, we can still watch the games, but it’s not like the players can even see me! Now I have to prance around in my little outfits for the benefit of the “foreign community,” which are basically a bunch of non-threatening granola types - blahhh. And, can I just say something? That guy You-Know-Who was dating for the last four months (which is apparently a lifetime in Korea)… yeah…thank God that’s over (I hope…we all know what happened last time…). I don’t need to have any more awkward Sunday morning run ins with Mr. Non-Hockey-Butt. And can I just say something else? Dear Buddy, I don’t care if you run five miles a day, and do 500 push ups and sit ups. Strap on a pair of skates, and build some ass muscle! Thanks. Or rather, your next girlfriend can thank me later.

Dear Paul Bissonnette…

2010-06-30T08:13:00.000-07:00

So, I heard that you apparently think I want you. Easy… Down, boy! You obviously don’t know me if you think I’d have a list of ONLY 10 hockey players that I’d like to keep warm during one of our harsh Canadian winters. So, come on down! I hear Korea is a great off season vacation spot (but really it isn’t). How ‘bout it? WINK.

I miss Hal Gill already!

2010-05-26T04:21:00.000-07:00

I was pretty damn conflicted during the Eastern Conference Finals. I didn’t know who to cheer for as my two favourite man loves, Hal Gill and Mike Richards were squaring off against each other in their quest for the Stanley Cup. Mike Richards, how DARE you!? Why couldn’t you just play nice with Hallie?? Now I won’t get to see him (in grainy online game feed form – Korea blows!) until October. I’m very angry with you and your terrible playoff beard, Michael. If we were dating, you’d be sleeping on the couch this week!

Twitter killed Joffrey Lupul’s sex appeal.

2010-04-17T23:06:00.000-07:00

A WARNING for the Twitter-challenged hockey player:

If Facebook killed the puck bunny, then Twitter is killing the hockey player’s chance with the last remaining few. Lupul, formerly known as Big Sexy, had me swooning over his In the Loops blog. He seemed perf! Well, minus his noted crush on the she-pig, Fergie, and not just in the bronze Adonis department. He came across as very articulate and witty. Unfortunately, Lupul decided to get Twitter and the world found out what he was “really like” and that maybe certain unflattering past rumours were true. He started using his Twitter, and in doing so started to publicly hit on the likes of Playboy bunnies, almost-models, and certain blonde horse-pigs we all know and spit upon. This would be fine, if it didn’t come across as sad, desperate, and really, really, really shallow. Yes, shallow even for us here at Bambi’s Locker. And, hello, there’s a Direct Message option for a reason!

And this isn’t just my opinion. A bunch of my gal friends have complained about it, too. “He is an ASS!” as one of my friends had said based on his Twitter feed alone. The biggest problem with this feed is not just in terms of disheartening puckies that were hoping they had a shot with him. I can’t imagine the fans are loving it either. I’m not saying that hockey players need to be strictly business with their Twitter accounts. It’s nice to get an small insight into their lives. Some of the best NHL accounts talk very little about hockey. Most notably, Jordin Tootoo and Dan Ellis. But certain players AHEM are so irrationally image conscious in the I-only-date-prostitutes-and-think-i-am-a-rockstar sense, that their accounts make their sexy stock plummet drastically.

Anyway, I thought I better put out this public service announcement before more hockey players follow suit. Perhaps, Lupul learned from another certain hockey player we all know and spit upon in the Psycho Network. Perhaps, it’s not his fault that he has a bad role model. Yes, the evil Gremlin is to blame for this, I’m sure. Lupul certainly isn’t the first to make this mistake, but my hope today is to stop others from following in his footsteps. Remember, your fans are reading…everything! Man, I'm starting to sound like Psycho Lady.

Top Photo: Keeping the dream alive.

Brad Richards is sex on ice!

2010-04-11T22:35:00.001-07:00

I’m sorry for not blogging in awhile. This Korea thing took me by surprise. I don’t really have much to say about it other than I will definitely be very sad and lonely without the spicy men of the NHL. Instead of being sad, I choose to focus on the bright side, and by “bright side,” I mean sexy side. Brad Richards is too much man and hot lovin’ on skates. I finally got a good look at him on our recent Psycho adventure to Dallas, Texas. Oh yeah, he gave me the eyes alright. An especially spicy fun fact about Bad Brad is that he lives with fellow teammate and sex bomb, James Neal. I don’t mind if Mr. Neal wants to watch me and Brad in action…and by “watch,” I mean JOIN IN! Shawing!

Speaking of Antoine Vermette...

2010-03-20T23:06:00.001-07:00

Hi there, washboard abs!

Google’s hottest hockey player! At least for today.

2010-03-20T19:41:00.000-07:00

I was stuck at home watching the Leafs game tonight, and was, consequently, not inspired by any of the local talent. If anything G-DILF Don Cherry’s green suit was the man-highlight of my night. It was a family get together, too, so the sound was off and everything. So, I didn’t even get to fully enjoy my faves Hal Gill and Maxim Lapierre. Though, I must say, Jamie Lundmark needs to be punished for nearly damaging Maxi’s pretty face. STICK ON THE ICE AROUND MY BABY, Lundy! Grrr! Anywho, in desperation I turned to Google. I was feeling lucky and figured I’d just write about the world’s hottest hockey player for tonight. And look who it is!! Are we really shocked that the world considers stallion extraordinaire, Antoine Vermette, the hottest hockey player (MAN) alive?! Yeah…he’s a babe-o-rama! *air thrusts*

Great Success!!

2010-03-18T19:42:00.000-07:00

Yesssss! I have finally been able to break away from the oppressive Psycho Lady regime over at headquarters! Welcome to Bambi’s Locker; a place where I can be myself no matter how “dirty and inappropriate” *unhooks bra!* I don’t like to talk much...correction: write much… so my locker will be taking its cue from studly Sean Avery’s blog.

My locker in high school was the site of some of my most cherished puck bunny-esque memories. My chickadees would rush over between classes to give me their latest puck bunny fantasy story that they worked ever so diligently on during the pervious period. I still have every single one of those notes preserved in a box along with my sports trophies and other achievements – WINK! There is a particularly spicy one about a certain RICK NASH that I quite enjoy!

I would have launched this blog sooner, but I was having technically difficulties on the other host. I moved all the pictures over to Blogger temporarily just so I can get a-blogging! Hopefully this hideous layout won’t be permanent!

Anyway, this blog is for puck bunnies and red blooded female hockey fans to forget about the politics of being a hockey fan for a while and focus on the fun...correction: sexy stuff for a change! If you thought Psycho Lady Hockey was very TMZ, you ain't seen nothin' yet! YES! This is a puck bunny blog! Get over it already...PIGS!